Friday, March 8, 2013

Today Is International Women’s Day!

Here are some fun, easy ways for men to celebrate:

  • Ask your boss to only pay you 2/3rds of your regular salary. 
  • Shave off all your body hair.
  • Eat yogurt and salad while laughing today.
  • To mimic period cramps, try stabbing yourself repeatedly in the lower abdomen before work. Sit at your desk all day without mentioning it. 
  • Instagram your nails.
  • Buy a 5th grade math book and get all the answers wrong.
  • Send yourself flowers.
  • Try growing a small human inside your body today.
  • Don’t be funny today. 
  • Buy a binder. Fill it with women.
  • Buy other office supplies, like a printer, manila folders or post it notes. Fill them with women.
  • Eat a lot of chocolate and then laugh with your friends about how you should really be watching your weight.
  • Watch your weight. 
  • Pee on a stick and then wait anxious to see if you’re pregnant. Call an old man to ask for advice about what to do. 
  • Cheat on your wife, get stoned to death. 
  • Try parallel parking, crash into a tree. 

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