Alison Griffin Vingiano

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Hi, nice to meet you! I write for BuzzFeed, make videos for the internet, and perform comedy around NYC.

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    Today Is International Women’s Day!

    Here are some fun, easy ways for men to celebrate:

    • Ask your boss to only pay you 2/3rds of your regular salary. 
    • Shave off all your body hair.
    • Eat yogurt and salad while laughing today.
    • To mimic period cramps, try stabbing yourself repeatedly in the lower abdomen before work. Sit at your desk all day without mentioning it. 
    • Instagram your nails.
    • Buy a 5th grade math book and get all the answers wrong.
    • Send yourself flowers.
    • Try growing a small human inside your body today.
    • Don’t be funny today. 
    • Buy a binder. Fill it with women.
    • Buy other office supplies, like a printer, manila folders or post it notes. Fill them with women.
    • Eat a lot of chocolate and then laugh with your friends about how you should really be watching your weight.
    • Watch your weight. 
    • Pee on a stick and then wait anxious to see if you’re pregnant. Call an old man to ask for advice about what to do. 
    • Cheat on your wife, get stoned to death. 
    • Try parallel parking, crash into a tree. 
    — 1 year ago with 54 notes

    #international women's day  #feminism  #sexism  #women  #binder full of women  #LOL  #funny 
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